"sometimes when cartoon characters die, they're back again the very next week. that's why i'm presenting this sworn affidavit that poochie will never, ever, ever return!"

navy blue hand screen-printed design on front.

baby blue tee, relaxed fit, crew neck.

heavyweight, 260 gsm, 100% cotton.

pair this with: S8E14 of The Simpsons - The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
"i guess i learned my lesson. the thing is, i lost creative control of the project. and i forgot to ask for any money. well, live and learn."

for reference: i'm roughly 191cm tall and 95kg, and i wear 2XL. i should and could wear XL but i love an oversized tee too much.