'“phthalo green” is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimately mystical colors with the potential to gigafry your brain but is exclusively obsessed over by men who unironically think it looks like British Racing Green and basically get oneshotted by its RGB code'
bloody soft and beyond comfy
elastic waist with drawstring
4 pockets = I reckon you could fit AT LEAST 8 golf balls in them if you need to reload off the tee.
corduroy construction, 100% cotton
for reference, i'm roughly 191cm tall and 95kg, with a ~104cm lower waist (where the top of my shorts sit) and i wear a large.