green nylon shorts

"i expect nothing. i will appreciate everything"

nylon shorts about as tough as woodpecker lips

elastic waist with drawstring

parallel reflective piping on both sides

2 pockets

note: hip circumference refers to the waistband across the top at full stretch. length refers to the top of the waistband down to the bottom of the short. 
for reference, i'm roughly 191cm tall and 95kg, with a ~104cm lower waist (where the top of my shorts sit) and i wear a large.